You work out of a Hotel?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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