I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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