Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!