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(732): View more from New Jersey

Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets

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(561): View more from Florida

i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..

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(434): View more from Virginia

A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!

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(408): View more from California

dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out

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(630): View more from Illinois

There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle

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(954): View more from Florida

I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!

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