Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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