she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I have aggressive nipples.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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