called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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