glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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