Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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