he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Randomize
