Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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