if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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