Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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