Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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