I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Actions speak louder than pants.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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