yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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