I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
