New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
wow bdsm is so cute
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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