is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
