Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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