Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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