I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Can you bring me the toilet please
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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