I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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