trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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