WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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