True but thats because hes a fetus.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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