batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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