how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
