I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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