Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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