3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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