I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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