i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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