I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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