This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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