They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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