Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Sorry about my life...
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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