Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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