TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
31 Times Kim Kardashian Showed Her Love For Balmain
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
19 Tricks To Help You Join The Mile High Club
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.