I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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