wat bout pragnant strippers??
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
please come you make the beer taste better
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.