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  i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky

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  i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.

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• (518): View more from New York

  You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them

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  You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.

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• (+45): View more from Denmark

  He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful

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