she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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