You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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