I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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