Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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