K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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