She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
He has the fingertips of a God
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