(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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