dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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