Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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i dont even know how to be here
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I need to sanitize my soul.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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