Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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