Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
My cat gives me a boner
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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