I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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