Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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