i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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