I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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