U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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